I was constructed for you and you were molded for me.
They’re so many people who make me smile but only one who can make me blush.
Never compare yourself to anyone, god made you the way you are, you’re beautiful, realize it.
Cold weather for a cold person. I hope you freeze.
Never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural.
I’m with a man who promises to give me laugh lines when I’m old, who tells me he’s proud of me on a daily basis, who puts my happiness on the same level as his.
You need a prescription, a vision correction, I’m young and successful, I’m living perfection.
Never trust someone that take hours to text you back but when you’re with them they always have their phone in their hand texting.
Don’t expect a “bless you” after your 5th sneeze, get that shit under control.
Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.