Thinking about you all the way home..

I have discovered the secret to a clean house: keep the kids and husband out.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle these curves.

1/2 of me is a hopeless romantic, the other 1/2 is well …an asshole

This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning with a good chance of laying around in my pjs.

I wasn’t checking him out I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

Work for a cause, not for applause. Life life to express not impress..

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love you can get a puppy.

First we had each other then we had you now we have everything.

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