I have discovered the secret to a clean house: keep the kids and husband out.
Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
Any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle these curves.
1/2 of me is a hopeless romantic, the other 1/2 is well …an asshole
This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning with a good chance of laying around in my pjs.
I wasn’t checking him out I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.
Work for a cause, not for applause. Life life to express not impress..
Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love you can get a puppy.
First we had each other then we had you now we have everything.