The quotes that I most love this week…

Sweetie don’t flatter yourself.. he’s desperate and you’re easy.

You won’t find another girl who liked you like I did no one else is as blind and stupid.

I’m going to love you in the end you know.

I thought you were great for a while but you actually fucking suck

I hate everythingthere is to hate about your sorry ass

I just do what I want. It’s not about what people are saying it’s about me. Everyone else can fck off.

When guys don’t make the first move..I mean are you serious? Since when do the eggs swim to the sperm? Yeah exactly man the F up! 

You have the personality of a fuckin spoon

If you can’t hang then there’s the door baby

I wrote the story myself it’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it

Your face is my favorite face of all the faces

Our problems always lead back to saying yes to soon or no not soon enough. Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment I don’t know if you’re the best I’ve ever had but you’re the best I’ve had yet I got 99 problems but a dick ain’t one.

You weren’t special. You were just another stupid mistake I made that lasted to long.

I seriously wouldn’t stop kissing you for like an hour. Fck breathing.

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free tll they find someone just as wild to run with them

But when you are attracted to someone it is because of the details their kindness their eyes their smile the fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it most.


Good time..

– Will I regret it someday? I don’t know..maybe..but I’m not going to deny myself this pleasure today just because I don’t know what’s going to happen in the future. 

– It was the best first kiss in the history of first kisses. It was as sweet as sugar and it was warm as warm as pie. The whole world opened up and I fell inside. I don’t know where I was but I didn’t care. I don’t care because the only person who mattered was there with me.

– I don’t owe people anything and I don’t have to talk to them anymore than I feel the need to.

– I wonder if you think about me half as much as I think about you.. lol NO!

– 3 whole words..8 letters late.

– You can’t be mad that I found happiness somewhere else.

– Actually.. I just woke up one day and decided I didn’t want to feel like that anymore or ever again so I changed just like that.

– I hate judgemental people. I’m more like oh hey you smoke? Good for you. Oh hey you drink? Drink on. You’ve had sex? Chill! You haven’t? Chill! You wear make up? Cool.. don’t? Well alright. I don’t care if you have tattoos and piercings. I don’t care if you have a lot of money or don’t. I don’t care if you have a past I’m not one to judge and neither should you!

– Just think of someone else’s lips pressed against mine. Tell me how does that make you feel?

– I would rather have a few true friends than a lot of fake shitty ones.

– Don’t act like you have nothing to hide I hope you choke on your pride.

Never again..

– The question isn’t who is going to let me it’s who is going to stop me. 

-My goal in life is to enjoy what I do and never look back and say I wish I would’ve done that.

-Funny how time goes on, things change and yet some things stay the same.

-He is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and it’s not about his face but the life force I can see in him. It’s the smile and the pure promise of everything he has to offer.

-It was a huge comfort to have a person who’d keep you honest with yourself and who also gave you a safe harbour.

– I’d hug you all day if I could.

– Being to scared to even try it – That’s just a waste. I can say I made a lot of mistakes but I don’t regret things because at least I didn’t spend life standing outside wondering what living would be  like. 

– Sometimes you climb out of bed and think- I’m not going to make it but then you laugh remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.

– If you don’t try at anything you can’t fail. It takes backbone to lead the life you want.

– Sometimes not telling anybody anything is a good thing.

– I have no regrets about the way I turned out, regrets about the journey maybe but not the desitination.

– I have to say that although it broke my heart I was and still am glad I was there.

– I don’t owe people anything and I don’t have to talk to them anymore than I feel the need to.

– Let’s face it.. there was a difference between what you said and what you did.

These are the signs of a grown ass boy..

Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are and what we were put on this planet for.

Wisdom means to choose now what will make sense later.

A couple times in your life it happens like that. You meet a stranger and all you know is that you need to know everything about them.

I want to believe that despite all evidence to the contrary it is possible for anyone to find that special person.That person to spend christmas with or grow old with or just take a nice walk with.

It was strange really a couple months ago I had thought I couldn’t live with out him. Apparently I could.

I want to believe there is somebody out there for me I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.

Smart people learn from their mistakes but the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

I know that life isnt life if you just float through it. I know that the whole point the only point is to find the things that matter and hold onto them and fight for them and refuse to let them go.

Having regrets is the only sign that you’ve done anything interesting in your life.

But I had loved him. I loved him longer and truer than I had anyone in my whole life and I would probably never love anyone that way again. Which to be honest was almost a relief. 

I’m fancy..

Oh you’re cool enough to reply with a one word response? I’m cool enough to not respond.

Exes: One person’s trash is another person’s treasure.

If you park next to me like an asshole I will make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.

You can’t go back to how things were. How you thought they were all you really have is now.

Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way. Stay away from what might have been and look at what can be.

People don’t change. No matter how charming you are or how fiercly you love you can’t turn a person into someone he’s not.

I have walked away from friendships when I’ve realized that someone smiles to someone’s face and talks about them the minute they walk out of a room. I have no room in my life for that kind of negative energy anymore.

I’m looking for an option that won’t involve you.

The truth is some relationships are supposed to last forever and some are only for a few days thats the way life is.

You can’t be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt them. You have your own happiness to think about.

Everybody has to leave everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons.

Its hard to resist a bad boy whose a good man.

I deserve passion. I deserve to be loved in every way. I deserve a man who will give his whole heart not the part he isn’t using at the moment.

You can’t judge people by the things they have done. You got to judge them by what they’re doing now.

Sometimes you just outgrow people. Don’t try to fix or repair it just accept it and move on.

This here isn’t for the open hearted..

I don’t know why but people always do this thing where they talk to me about stuff I do not care about.

That urge I get to write “no one gives a shit” on someone’s status.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

From the moment I first saw you I knew I wanted to spend to rest of my life avoiding you.

If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call.. calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.

Of course I’m not nervous I’m hyperventilating for fun.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so that they can tell when they are really in trouble.

I don’t have adirty mind just a sexy imagination.

I am allergic to stupidity so I break out in sarcasm.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

I wonder if the girls on 16&pregnant will come back on with 32 and a grandma

Some peoples brains are like the bermuda triangle.. info goes in then never to be seen again.

I’ll never forget the 1st time ew met although I’ll keep trying.

I used to wonder what it was like to read peoples minds now that I’m on facebook I’m over it.

Deja Poo: the feeling you’ve heard this crap before

I’m not suppose to be normal I’m suppose to be me

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick its probably my ex boyfriend

I’m sorry what languaage are you speaking? it sounds like bullshit

14 quotes I love this week..

Here’s to all my girls.. be proud of who you are it didn’t take a man to get you this far.

The man that deserves you most is the man that thinks he doesn’t.

The risks I took hurt but I know its the things that can damage me the most that will fix me the best.

One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried I was worth the fight.

Just because I laugh a lot doesn’t mean my life is easy.. just because I have a smile on my face everyday doesn’t mean that something is not bothering me..its just I choose to move on with the negatives in my life and keep my head up instead of dwelling on the past.

Someone amazing will come my way and it’ll make me realize why it wasn’t you.

Generally I’m a nice person just don’t push my asshole button.

Being great in bed is like being attractive and smart. The more you talk about it the less I believe it.

Honesty is an expensive gift so don’t expect it from cheap people.

The divorce rate between my socks is astonishing.

The faster I type my password the more secret agenty I feel.

Nipples are so helpful and thoughtful with the whole tell everyone how cold I am thing.

In a perfect world you’d be able to mark people as spam for life.

No matter how funny you are if I don’t like you I won’t laugh.


Quotes for everything among a few rants and raves of my life my new me.