Adulthood is like finally getting to eat the entire cake because there’s no one to stop you and then feeling sick for the rest of your fucking life because you made a bad decision.
Just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean she’s on her period maybe she just doesn’t fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit.
One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
Why yes I’m a professional investor, my most valuable asset is myself.
Do you ever just think about the 1st time you met someone and compare it to where you guys are now and it’s like wow who knew this would happen?!
Be the one who nurtures and builds, be the one who has an understanding and a forgiving heart, one who looks for the best in people, leave people better than you found them.
A year or two ago I never would have seen myself here with people like you making these memories thank you.
Dear God take people out of my life that need to be out of my life and bring people in my life that need to be in my life.
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg it’s about what you’re made of not the circumstances.
Your mind is a powerful thing when you fill it with positive thoughts your life will start to change.
Everything you want is coming, relax and let the universe pick up the timing and the way you just need to trust that what you want is coming and watch how fast it comes.
When he insists on buying things such as mugs with MOM on them, don’t worry love when I sit down to drink my lukewarm coffee I won’t forget I’m a mom, the screaming children, questionable hygiene and constant state of tiredness is always a good reminder of the fact.
I was planning to get on down with my bad self today but then I remember I have laundry to finish.
Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love.
Where does all my $ go? It’s like hocus pocus I’m brokus
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and I was raised better than that.
Coffee is my spirit animal #boss
The only thing I’m committed to right now is bettering myself.
We must learn who is gold and who is simply gold plated.
Being in love is the best feeling when the person you’re in love with feels that way too.
I remember when I was younger & I wanted to be beautiful, now I’m older & I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance & engulf souls with compassion, I want to be loved for my thoughts & nothing else.
Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you’ve made if you want a different result make a different choice.
People say ‘go big or go home’ as if going home is a bad thing? Like hell yeah I wanna go home & I’m going to take a nap when I get there.
I’m just trying to stay positive in a world full of negativity.
I got all I need when I got you & I.
When I say ‘I’m broke’ it doesn’t mean I have $0 it just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit.
I am free of the past, what you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment & this is the moment you can choose to make everything new right now.
You wanna fly you gotta give up the shit that weighs you down.
I love people who are open minded people, who just vibe with whatever you talk about, you can talk about anything and everything.
Communicate even when it’s uncomfortable or uneasy. One of the best ways to heal is simply getting everything out.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Different doesn’t mean wrong.
When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens everyday.
I am awesome because I know who I am inside.
As you get older you get to a point where you stop craving the crazy and start appreciating the calm.
Today will only be as good as your attitude towards it.
This post is for anyone who feels a little lost right now, maybe you don’t know what your path in life is yet, maybe you hate your job, maybe you’re still in school and you’ve changed your major 3 times, maybe you’re confused about what it is that you want, maybe you know exactly what you want but have no idea how to get it. You will figure it out, you aren’t dead yet you are going to figure your stuff out I believe in you.
I learned how to love myself by paying attention to what makes me feel good and what drains me, everything and everyone who drains me has to go.
I drop people with no warning we are getting to old to explain to others what they know they’re doing is wrong.
Just because it isn’t happening right now doesn’t mean it never will!
I’m not impressed with being desired by others, I expect it based on my respect and love of myself. I know I have a lot to offer and therefore set a high standard for those who would prove worthy of my time and company not to mention access to my heart, body and home. I don’t need the attention of others to feel desirable or worthy of love and I know the difference between being desired and wanted for what I look like, what I have or what I can do and being loved and valued for who I am.
Being sassy is basically a full time job.
Girls don’t like guys that are still selling weed on roads talking about skanks and guns. Badman this badman that. Grow up and do something with your life. Being a badman is attractive to little girls, so unless you plan to wife a little girl and become a perve on top of being gassed up “g” carry on doing your thing & stop pretending you’re getting money when you been wearing the same clothes for 2 years.
Don’t ask me for relationship advice because I’ll always tell you to dump them & throw their shit in the dumpster.
Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street & then getting hit by an airplane.
Life is only as good as your mindset.
They started missing you when they failed to replace you..
“You won’t find anyone else like me again” that’s the point devil dick off you fuck
Fear is an illusion when you understand this you’ll be free.